Life is like MATHS:
Friend ko plus + karo,
Dushman ko Minus
- karo,
Khushiyon ko Multiply X karo,
Gam ko Divide / karo,
aur life ENJOY karo!
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.
Jan - Rose
Feb - Propose
Mar - Gift
April - Lift
May - Chating
June - Dating
July - Kiss
Aug - Miss
Sep - Drop
Oct - Escape
Nov - Rest
Dec - Next
Chinese was in the hospital, Santa went to meet him.
Chinese said: “CHING CHONG CHU CHU” & died.
Santa went to China to know the meaning, it was - IDIOT, REMOVE UR FOOT FROM MY OXYGN PIPE.
Moon said to me,
if ur friend is not messaging u why don't you leave ur friend.
I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u
don't' shine.
do u have any idea about opening in any call center currently
ur basically from banglore right
basically i am from mysore..currently stayin in banglore
haiiiiii wat ru doing jovial
why u r crying in the photo Sonia.
that was good Scrap, see now she have changed her photo.
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