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Uday Chopra
An advice to all my fellow geeks…if you want a chick,put a bug on her phone and monitor her movements. You wont get her! but hey its fun!
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@mons_sh well kissing is kinda like breathing into someone else’s mouth
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I only drink vodka on days that start with V…Vonday, Vuesday, Vednesday, Vursday, Vriday, Vaturday and Vunday. The rest of the time I don’t
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Today is international breathing day. Come to think of it, that should be kinda every day #UdayChopraMadnessHour
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@Luvin_Life97 early birthday wish Iram
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Uday Chopra
There are only 2 things we really need to know for life. The first, doesn’t matter and the second is not worth talking about
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@bahadurofcourse lassi
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@shreekheteshwar @AnupamPkher I think we should save manslaughter first
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@spursgurl were all dying Sandy… I mean eventually
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Uday Chopra
It’s strange but when I’m drunk I can speak fluent Gorganitor. It isn’t a real real language but at this state, does it really matter
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