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Hemant Madhukar
Always borrow money from pessimists. They’ll never expect it back!
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Hemant Madhukar
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
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Hemant Madhukar
Everything will be okay in the end. If it’s not okay, it’s not the end.
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Hemant Madhukar
Save water! Shower with your girlfriend.
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Hemant Madhukar
The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.
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Hemant Madhukar
The speed in which a woman says “nothing” when asked “what’s wrong?” is inversely proportional to the severity of the coming storm
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I hate people that say “He’s a nice person once you get to know him.”
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Hemant Madhukar
Marriage is like a public toilet, those waiting outside are desperate to get in and those inside are desperate to come out.
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Hemant Madhukar
Liking your own Facebook status is like giving your self a high five in public
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Hemant Madhukar
We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.
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